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without the expressed written consent of whoever I stole it from.Real name: Laura
Names I go by: Lore, Lahora
Height: 5 feet 7 inches
Weight: pashaw
Hair: bronze?
Family: Normal stuff two parents a brother and dog AXEL!
Live in: America, NC
Will soon live in: dunno!!
University major(s): hmm.... biology related
Ambition:be a millionaire
Lofty ambition: ok, ok, ...be a millionaire
Silly ambition: To run naked through Parliament
Favorite movies: Life is Beautiful, All comedies, Indiana Jones
Favorite Director: errr.. duno!
The last few CD's I've acquired: matchbox twenty, live, other stuff no one would know lol
Favorite TV show: CSI, Reality TV
Number of times arrested: never
Number of classes failed: 0
Number of times given detention: oh geez. probably 5 (same teacher tho)
Birthday: June 8
Zodiac sign: gemini
Personality type: honest, loving, and funny
Romantic Quotient: i hate math!
Pets and their names: Axel the Boxer dog, Frisky the mutt dog, and birds
Things you like to do: Listen to music, hang out with friends, swim, watch TV
Things you like to collect: Paintings and photos, golf clubs from putt putt
Best advice you have ever given: i dont know lol!
Words or phrases you overuse: huh, oh ok
Coolest experiences in life: having friends, loving God
Stupidest thing you have ever done: not telling because then I would look stupid.
Fav thing to do during the summer: Swim, go to the beach, WEAR FLIP FLOPS!
Fav thing to do during the autumn: get cosey
Fav thing to do during winter: i hate winter
Fav thing to do during spring: Go to the Beach
Special skills or talent: i guess im sort of smart
Character traits you look for in a guy: Honesty, passion, excitement, kind, gentle, caring, funny, spontaneous
Fav music: Almost everything, live, matchbox twenty, DMB
Fav color: yellow
Fav food: showmars!!
Fav sport: Swimming/golf
Fav toy: computer
Fav cartoon character: samuri jack
Fav animal: boxer dogs
Fav month: June
Fav holiday: Christmas
Fav Store: GAP, Banana Republic
Fav clothes to wear: Skirts
The thing you despise the most: liars
Turn offs: liars
Turn ons: good smelling, good personality, laughs a lot
Thing I live by / favorite quotes: anything jack handey
you keep a diary: ------- sorta
you like to cook: ------- yes, but im bad :(
you sketch while you are on the phone: ------- nooooooooooo
you have read a book in the last month: ------- yes
you replace the toilet paper roll immediately: ------- no
you like crossword puzzles: ------- no
you have a secret you have never shared with anyone: ------- no
you wait until the last minute: ------- no
you snore: ------- no - well sometimes
you have been to your ancestors' homeland: ------- not yet
you read in the bathroom: ------- yes, who hasnt?
you often have people over to visit: ------- yes
you like america: ------- yes!
you can remember jokes: ------- never, and i always mess up the punch line
you play cards: ------- sometimes
you fold your underwear: ------- yes
you talk in your sleep: ------- no
you eat fast: ------- yes
you recycle: ------- some things
you like hiking: ------- yes
you like being on the phone: ------- depends who it is with
you shave regularly: ------- yes!
you are always late: ------- no
you often get headaches: ------- yes
a naked photo of you exists: ------- only in your brain
you can whistle: ------- yes...
you write letters regularly: ------- no
you believe in destiny: ------- yes
you brush your teeth three times a day: ------- no
you have something you wish to confess: ------- that i am getting bored
you bite your fingernails: -------yes
you pick your nose: ------- no
you are a vegetarian: ------- no meat meat
you have gone to a movie alone: ------- yes
you read the newspaper every day: ------- no
you have had sex in an airplane: ------- no
you have hit a parent in anger: ------- heck no! id be dead!
you are quick to apologize: ------- no
you lose control in heated arguments: ------- not usually
you get out of bed as soon as your alarm goes off: ------- no
you drank mother's milk: ------- when i was a baby i guess
you generally save letters and postcards: ------- yes
you hate parties: ------- no partying is fun!
you have stolen money from your parents: ------- no
you have fired a gun: ------- yes
you often have the last word: ------- not often
less is more: ------- depends
you give money to homeless people: ------- through charity
you enjoy being photographed: ------- yes
life treats you well: ------- most of the time
you know who you are: ------- yes
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Saturday, June 05, 2004
hello everyone out there that reads this thing!!! i am not sure who does, but after 800 on the hit counter, i guess its alot. well, i have some good news. i am moving to livejournal! its not as fancy as this, but it is easier for everyone to get around to. so here is my new address. i prolly wont post in this anymore. definately update your favorite lists!!
www.livejournal.com/users/swerdna
cya on the flip side everyone! flip side, as in, live journal. Posted at 01:22 pm by l_andrews87
Thursday, June 03, 2004
things have changed in my life alot. some for the better, and some for the worse. i have learned alot about myself. i changed. i became a nicer, more sympathetic person; but i have learned to take care of myself; to not intertwine my life in someone elses because that causes pain. but now i sit back and i want that feeling again. in my journals, i repeat the line " i have friends who love me." i think that i rely on them alot. i felt happy last night because of them. because of FOCUS and the new friends i have made there too. i am scared to intertwine my life in theirs, because it will eventually cause pain. i once intertwined my life in someone elses and it broke me forever. it absolutely broke my spirit. i want my spirit back and it seems that most of my self-esteem is tied up in whether someone likes me or not. i doubt that is a good thing. i just wish i had what i wanted. thats a common problem i guess.
Posted at 06:24 pm by l_andrews87
Wednesday, June 02, 2004
focus went so well!! so many people came out to see us. i love each of yall. then i had a good convo with an honest person. l for once in a long time, i am happy. god thank you.
Posted at 11:07 pm by l_andrews87
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
yea, so today was actually good. david stole me a good book from the english department and stealing from public schools is always good. i have focus tomorrow. its scary because this shits for real lol. i got to practice alot tomorrow before the show. as soon as school is out, i will be so happy! infinite time to spend with friends yea! i am thinking about having a bday party. that sounds gay, oh well. it would be a cookout or something. i am getting a car. finally. i hope that everyone tells me about IB days during the summer. i am SOOOOOOO going to just drive around this summer. if anyone wants to come and chill with me for like a whole day, just going different places, then definately tell me and we'll go. its kinda sad because this summer will be the first summer in a long time that i am alone. by alone, i mean without someone. its really sad for me. i miss it. well, bye.
Posted at 07:49 pm by l_andrews87
Sunday, May 30, 2004
before i post, ill say hey to jack! i didnt disappear!
Freakishly Long Survey
i love you jasna! i stollllllle it!
::Name Game::
What is your name?: laura
Are you named after anyone?: i dont know, maybe one of those classic movies or something.
What's your screen name?: jcsgirlnnc
And online nicknames?: lahora? grr george
Would you name a child of yours after you?: nooo
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: something sexy
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: i dont think id change
Are there any mispronunciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantlly? nope
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: noooo
::Basics::
Your gender: Female
Straight/Gay/Bi: Straight
Single?: yes, unfortunatly
Birth date: june 8
Age you act: 21
Age you wish you were: 21
Height: 5'6''
Eye color: blue/green
Happy with it?: yes
Hair color: brown
Happy with it?: maybe ill dye it
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Righty, also in my political thoughts!
Your living arrangements: Mom, dad, bro, dog
Your family is: good?
Piercings?: Ears/cartilage
Tattoos?: Not yet, but they are coming!
Obsessions?: capri suns. omg i have to go get one, brb.
Addictions?: see above, but also i think i have an oral fixation. also i think i am masochistic. ha! dominate me.
Do you speak another language?: french
Do you have a webpage?: you are looking at it
Do you live in the moment?: no
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: very, when its not to their face
Do you have any secrets?: naw, im pretty much out there with those.
Do you hate yourself?: sometimes
Do you like your handwriting?: yes
Do you have any bad habits?: OBSESSING!!! people who know me will agree to this.
What is the compliment you get from most people?: hair or outfit or something
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Laura: Tales from Tha Hood! or Lady Valleyview: The Best Porn Star Ever
What's your biggest fear?: um drowning in a sunken car. omg. thats fucked up!
Can you sing?: in the shower
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: yea, i pose as a 45 year old male on the internet. jp. oh, and i sing in the shower.
Are you a loner?: no, im scared when im alone
What are your #1 priorities in life?: family, friends, school, love
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: um, reflexives are hard.
Are you a daredevil?: what, bitch! im real!
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: i dont fear myself, or maybe i do fear my oral fixation, lots of trouble. ill pass on the second part of the question.
Are you passive or aggressive?: aggressive, in the bed also.
Do you have a journal?: A blog
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: strength- humor, laughing weakness-pain, crying at the drop if a hat
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: skinner, duh, who wouldnt want that!?
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: NOT AT ALL
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: lots of things, not speaking up, not throwing punches, not doing my best in life.
Do you think life has been good so far?: i really dont know at this point in my life.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: work hard, play nice, and if possible, have lots of sex.
What do you like the most about your body?: uh, boobs i guess or hair or something.
Do you think you are good looking?: i refuse to answer this question
Are you confident?: sometimes
What is the fictional character you are most like?: harry FUCKING potter, well i like harry.
Are you perceived wrongly?: yep, sometimes as a snobby white girl i guess. but im really not!
::Do You...::
Smoke?: no
Do drugs?: no
Read the newspaper?: yes
Pray?: yes
Go to church?: No
Talk to strangers who IM you?: yes sometimes, most of the time im just like "bah! i dont have time for you!"
Sleep with stuffed animals?: yes, many of you are well accustomed to my pink lion, zolie.
Take walks in the rain?: omg i loooove doing that.
Talk to people even though you hate them?: dammit, yes.
Like to drive fast?: yes! speed is sexy!
::Would or Have You Ever...::
Liked your voice?: no
Hurt yourself?: i would punch myself in the head for 25 $$
Been out of the country?: yes
Eaten something that made other people sick?: lots. i eat some weird things.
Been in love?: yes
Done drugs?: no
Gone skinny dipping?: yes, i have a pool. i can go whenever i want.
Had a medical emergency?: i broke my toe.
Had surgery?: on my leg
Ran away from home?: once, i didnt get far.
Played strip poker?: no, but it sounds fun.
Gotten beaten up?: no! im a crazy white girl!
Beaten someone up?: yes
Been picked on?: Yes
Been on stage?: Yes!
Slept outdoors?: Yes!
Thought about suicide?: flintingly, but its not like you havent at least once.
Pulled an all nighter?: no
Gone one day without food?: no
Talked on the phone all night?: No
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: yes :( x a million,ahh that makes me sad.
Slept all day?: No
Killed someone?: i cant tell you that.
Made out with a stranger?: no
Had sex with a stranger?: no
Thought you're going crazy?: i hear voices
Kissed the same sex?: No
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: No
Been betrayed?: Yes
Had a dream that came true?: Yes
Broken the law?: tresspassing dammit
Met a famous person?: yes! michael jackson, seriously! and some race car drivers and lots others. my mom works on movies.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: ants i guess
On purpose?: no
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: prolly
Stolen anything?: no
Been on radio/tv?: not sure
Been in a mosh-pit?: YES!!!!! three days grace
Had a nervous breakdown?: yes
Bungee jumped?: no
Had a dream that kept coming back?: yeah
::Beliefs::
Believe in life on other planets?: Bacteria, but none of that ass-probing stuff
Miracles?: Yes
Astrology?: No
Magic?: thats evilness
God?: yes, but my life has been hard and i cant figure out why he'd put someone through that.
Satan?: Yes
Santa?: yes :(
Ghosts?: yes
Luck?: yes,. i win stuff sometimes
Love at first sight?: sexual thoughts at first sight. donne moi de ca!
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: yes
Witches?: well not real ones, only posers
Easter bunny?: No
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: Yes, absolutely.
Believe there’s a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: No
Do you wish on stars?: yes, i do
::Deep Theological Questions::
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: Yes
Do you think God has a gender?: yes, the bible says
Do you believe in organized religion?: Yes
Where do you think we go when we die?: to the afterlife.
::Friends::
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yes
Who is your best friend?: jessica JAP ol' BLUE
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: lots
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: to look out for yourself in life and to do what makes you happy.
Your favorite inside jokes?: omg, me and jess have so many, and IB is just one big joke itself. Posted at 10:07 pm by l_andrews87
Monday, May 24, 2004
as i write this, i am crying histerically. this is so much mental pain. its hurts me so bad. i will never be the same.
Posted at 03:12 pm by l_andrews87
Saturday, May 22, 2004
its amazing your life can be going great and then, bam, something hits you and you crumble. i hate it. yesterday, i woke up happy, and thats a big thing for me. i was excited to go to school. i was soo happy to wake up today late and to be able to go to the museum and to a festival and now, only a few hours after that, i am soooo upset. i want consistancy. i need it. i am so upset. i thought i was getting better and now this. god i hate this situation. i just want it to all go away.
Posted at 10:56 pm by l_andrews87
last night at 5:45 everyone met at my house. we all went over to the speedway and went to the nextell truck race. it ended up being alot of fun just being with everyone and also my parents are finally looking at a car for me. yeah! honda passport is my first choice in my price limit. after the race, we went to mcdonalds and ate. weird stuff happens with IB kids get together. it was fun. i will comment more later. i am going places now. oh yea, by the way, this is to Mr. JACK who likes to post comments: yea, i dont think we do know each other, concidering i live accross the US from you, but you still seem cool. keep posting homie. bye everyone.
Posted at 11:35 am by l_andrews87
Thursday, May 13, 2004
sad caper is a song title. if you can tell me what cd that came from then i will give you one million doll hairs and also a weird look! im listening to one of my favorite songs, jolene by cake. today was good at the beginning and then it started sucking orgasmically. i have tickets to nascar and i invited people and one person just really pissed me off because of his attitude. he wanted to go at first and then he found out it was a truch race and he kinda said, fuck that, and that he doesnt want to go. ok, so that tells me that he really has no intention to even spend time with other people, or me and also that he was basically going to use me to get the ticket, i mean, i doubt he would even be greatful for it. i guess i am overly sensitive. no, wait, i have a reason to be mad. i dont think he could ever be a good friend to me or anyone because he treats everyone as though they are lower than him. i like my friends, we are all on the same level, but he has the HUGEST FRONT. he fronts all the time, about everything. ahh, oh well. then, so i had the fact that josh was coming over to work on the project afterschool to look forward too, but then i decided to go to the baseball game so he would have to leave my house at 5 to get to daniels, so we wouldnt have any time. dangit. so now i am sitting here, alone again, listening to music about getting high. now i am listening to placebo. so then i get in the car afterschool and my mom is just being so mean and she knows i am upset. i told her. i am scared that i am slipping into a bad time now, and this is not the best time to. i can feel that first flitter of getting upset at the drop of a hat. i really hope its not as bad as last time. that sucked ass. now i am listening to our lady peace. "throw away the radio, suit case, keeps you awake, telephone in case, you realize, that sometimes your not ok, level off, level off, its not alright now, nothing strange about this, i will waving my hand, watching you drown, watching you scream, and maybe you should sleep, maybe you just leave, a friend, as clumsy as youve been, theres no one laughing, you will be safe in here." those are lyrics by the way. i have to write my oral this weekend. please dont let me be down next week. i really dont know what to do about these spells. and i need to get over all the pain from 2 years. its so hard and i talked about it publicly for the first time in english. i mean, some people knew, but i dont think anyone realizes how hard it is to share your life with someone for 2 years and then to be ripped away from them in a matter of hours. i almost started crying today, and i have NEVER cried in front of anyone except michael and my family. god, this is so weird. i like opening up to people who understand me. that is why i am so glad that a certain person, which i will name as stowell, talked to me about some stuff. you know who you are haha. i think that people actually care about it, but some people act like they dont. and some people that i have tried to talk to have turned me away and to them, i would like to say a big FUCK YOU. thanks. then also i have someone who is mad at me for a reason i do not understand initials MSMK. if you are reading, then please stop this insanity. i dont know what to do, or what i did, i dont get it. i feel like im slipping once again.
Posted at 04:11 pm by l_andrews87
Monday, May 10, 2004
today was an ok day. morning incident upset me, for the person involved, you know what i am talking about. everything is a little better, i am in a good time at this moment. heres a survey, fill it out for me, or dont, whatever.
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
29. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
for those of you who are internet inept, copy and paste this into the comments section.
Posted at 09:31 pm by l_andrews87
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